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hqlines:

~ Doris Lessing
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detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*


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jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry


surprisebitch:

a highlight of 2013
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churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma


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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years


thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE
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"I am happy when I eat fresh fruit, when I burst out laughing, when I discover a new song, when I finish a good book, when I wake up and feel relaxed. I’m glad to have friends, family, a home, food when I’m hungry, hot water when I shower. I love being able to live and see the seasons change, to have gifts at Christmas and at my birthday, to travel sometimes, to have a good education and a great access to culture. I’m flattered when people compliment me, when people smile at me, when people are polite to me. There are so many things that make life so simple and easy and I will always think about them more than all the bad things that will happen to me. I do not have time to be sad every day and ungrateful; I have every reason in the world to be happy." -

A few reasons why I’ll always prefer living by elsablt (via thelittleyellowdiary)

reason [happy]

(via fraeuleinsolsken)


theprotip:

Pro tips here
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fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle


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"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it." - Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

yeah, i’m gonna reblog this everytime i see it (via bluecartography)